Widge vs. Viggo

Widgett Walls and Viggo Mortensen are two different people but one is clearly superior to the other, let's break down why shall we:

Viggo Awesome Photo

-musician +10

-actor +10

-photographer +10

-EX-husband -10

-father +10

-painter +10

-poet +10

-can speak like 18 languages +20

-loves and cares for animals +20

-cool facial hair +10

That all adds up to a whooping 110 points for Viggo so what's up with Widge.

Widge

-podcaster +5

-happily married +10

-website administrator +5

-he can speak... a type of English +5

-he's got a sweet Van Dyke beard +10

-pretty smart guy +10

-Cares for Kora +10

If you were following along at home you would see Widge's disspointing result of 55 points. But just for reference we'll throw this is for try:

Average American Male in Comparison to Viggo

-dumb -10

-fat -10

-beardless -10

That's a depressing -30. So Widge you're roughly 75 points above the average man but a dissapointing 65 points below Viggo.

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