Widge vs. Viggo
Widgett Walls and Viggo Mortensen are two different people but one is clearly superior to the other, let's break down why shall we:
Viggo Awesome Photo
-can speak like 18 languages +20
-loves and cares for animals +20
-cool facial hair +10
That all adds up to a whooping 110 points for Viggo so what's up with Widge.
-happily married +10
-website administrator +5
-he can speak... a type of English +5
-he's got a sweet Van Dyke beard +10
-pretty smart guy +10
-Cares for Kora +10
If you were following along at home you would see Widge's disspointing result of 55 points. But just for reference we'll throw this is for try:
Average American Male in Comparison to Viggo
That's a depressing -30. So Widge you're roughly 75 points above the average man but a dissapointing 65 points below Viggo.